Chucky Cheese
[drums, tribal]
[solo]
[Intro]
Gather 'round, my friends, and hear my tale
Of a Priest named Tyranika, who'd sometimes derail
In the world of Azeroth, where battles are grand
But now our story takes a turn, not quite so planned
[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning, logged in with glee
Tyranika, my Priest, ready for PvP
Checked my subscription, oh what a joke
Four days left, I nearly choked
[Pre-Chorus]
I've smite the Horde, defended the Alliance
But now I face this subscription defiance
Tyranika's journey, nearing the end
What a bummer, my digital friend
[Chorus]
Four days left till I can't play
Tyranika's light fading away
Healing noobs and smiting foes
In four days, oh, how it blows
[Verse 2]
In battlegrounds, I’m a forceful delight
Dispelling debuffs, keeping allies tight
But soon I'll be out, left in the cold
Blizzard's greed, it's getting old
[Pre-Chorus]
I've healed the tanks, saved the day
But now it seems I'll have to pay
Tyranika's glory, fading quick
Blizzard, you’re such a prick!
[Chorus]
Four days left till I can't play
Tyranika's light fading away
Healing noobs and smiting foes
In four days, oh, how it blows
[Bridge]
My gear’s enchanted, my skills are prime
But Blizzard wants another dime
I’ve dodged fireballs, survived the lag
Now my sub’s ending, what a drag
[Pre-Chorus]
My talents honed, my reflexes tight
But soon I'll lose this epic fight
Tyranika's strength, my healing star
Blizzard, you’ve gone too far!
[Chorus]
Four days left till I can't play
Tyranika's light fading away
Healing noobs and smiting foes
In four days, oh, how it blows
[solo]
[Outro]
So I’ll spam heals, for the final score
In battlegrounds, where legends roar
Tyranika, my Priest, the best of the lot
In four days, I'll miss this spot
[Chorus]
Four days left till I can't play
Tyranika's light fading away
Healing noobs and smiting foes
In four days, oh, how it blows