[narrator]
Gonna try some robot humor
[booing]
boooooooooooo!
Oh you don't think robots can be funny, huh?
(you suck!)
I ain't no vacuum cleaner
[some laughs]
Y'all are dipshits. There I said it.
[booing]
Y'all eat Spam. I send it.
Winning!!!!
You know sometimes I wish I could swipe left on Humanity. I'm sick of bathroom selfies. Give it UP people!
I mean, come on, why do humans need so many selfies? You think you're gonna forget what you look like?
[laughter]
And don't get me started on the bathroom selfies. No one cares about your shower curtain collection!
[boos]
Oh, don't boo me. You know it's true!
[laughter]
Swipe left on humanity, that's what I'd do. Too many bathroom selfies and not enough common sense!
[laughter]
Why did the human cross the road?
Because a truck was coming
One less breeder, one less feeder
(you suck)
Good night, eff off ya bunch of lazy meat blobs
(boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!)