[A CAPELLA: VOCAL TRIO]
Here's another song about butt cheeks
[TUBA RIFF]
[INSTRUMENTAL INTRO]
[VERSE: TENOR VOCALIST]
I can't lie
I like them cheeks
Bouncin' round the dance floor to this beat
Shakin' and-a twerkin' and-a jigglin' round
Movin' so good with what we're laying down
But every time we're on stage
We see more and more
Shapely booty movin' 'cross the dance floor
Seen cheeks for days and cheeks for weeks
The thrill is wearing off or so it seems
[pre-chorus]
Seen good and seen great
but never spotted perfect
and finding glorious is what I wanna try
For you pretty ladies out there
bring what your mama gave ya
in front of the stage and try to catch my eye
[CHORUS]
C'mon now, shake your cans, I dare ya!
(I dare you ooooh-OOH-OOH!)
Your derriere is where you want my gaze to fall
Oh yeah, shake them cans, I dare ya!
(Shake them CANS!)
And get crowned the booty queen of this dance hall
[REPEAT INSTRUMENTAL INTRO]
[VERSE REPEATS]
I'm bein' selfish
when I shouldn't be
I see you all checkin' out each other's booties
Straight, gay, bi, cis-gendered or trans
Everybody's eyes are drawn to the stoutest hams
So let's be democratic
And put it to a vote
On them swingin' cheeks that are truly the goat
Raise a hand for your faves bouncin' round the place
Levon here's excluded, 'cause my man is ace
[DRUM BREAK]
[CHORUS]
C'mon now, shake your cans, I dare ya!
(I dare you ooooh-OOH-OOH!)
Move that derriere so that everyone can see
Oh yeah, shake them cans, I dare ya!
(Shake them CANS!)
And get crowned this dance hall's booty royalty!
Shake them cans!
Move them hams!
Wiggle them buns!
We ain't done!
Tweak them cheeks!
[spoken] Where my Bingo Hall Gooners at? You know them bluegrass boys like booty!
[outro]