[intro]
[fade in]
[lawnmower]
"This one's dedicated to Double-D, baby".
[bass solo]
[spoken]
He's gotta gas up...
... gotta load up...
... gonna get loaded, baby...
... get loaded, locked, and ROOOOOOCKED!!!
[verse]
Lawnmower Man don't keep no schedule, no!
he likes to mix it up, 'cause he's a busy man.
Really likes to keep me guessin' 'bout his visits,
Oh what's your game, is that your pitch, is this your plan?!
Oh, Lawnmower Man!!!?
[prechorus]
[drop]
Wait 'til I've been up late,
don't feel great,
got a morning meeting (first thing!)
brain screaming...
ears bleeding!!!! Oh!
[second drop]
[chorus]
Lawnmower man! Blows into town (Surprise!)
weed wacking all around! (Rise and shine!)
Engines blaring, can't mistake that sound,
shave another sixteenth off the ground!
[verse]
Lawnmower Man ain't got no time for fun & games.
He's got equipment to invest in, and maintain.
Blades ain't sharpening themselves, now, oh no.
Oh mow the grass, chop the weeds, cut against my grain?!
Oh, Lawnmower Man!!!?
[prechorus]
[drop]
Wait 'til I've been up late,
don't feel great,
got a morning meeting (first thing!)
brain screaming...
ears bleeding!!!! Oh!
[second drop]
[chorus]
Lawnmower man! Blows into town (Surprise!)
weed wacking all around! (Rise and shine!)
Engines blaring, can't mistake that sound,
shave another sixteenth off the ground!
OFF THE GROUND!
OFF THE GROUND!!!
[outro]
He's a man, and mowin' is his business,
and business, baby, business is good.
He's got no time for your idle chit-chat conversations (mo, mo, mo!)
There are weeds to whack, no is that understood?!
Oh, woah woah oh no, woah woah, oh woah, weeds and grass-yeah-woah-oh-oh-oh-OH-ho-ho-yeeeeeeee-eeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!
[fade out]
Lawnmower man, baby..
Woah woah yeah.
[end]