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When I was young
Playing with a poodle
I nearly died of fright
Assaulted by a ramen noodle
[Verse]
Now I'm all grown up
And fate dealt me a strange hand
For as an adult, in a twist
I run a ramen stand
[Chorus
Don't get me wrong I'm traumatized
That shock has never once abated
But ramen tastes so delicious
I both fear and love what I have created
[Verse]
Every day
Wrestling those noodle snakes
I panick every time
Until they're in the brothy lakes
[Verse]
It's a fight
For life and death each time
Ramen noodles are no joke
Thank God killing them's no crime
[Chorus]
Another pack goes in the broth
My heart rate is elevated
Why does ramen have to taste so good?
I both fear and love what I have created