HMMurdok
Load it up, flash screen, BIOS with the boot sound
386, with the floppies getting tossed 'round
Pixel quest, I'm the king of dɔs now
Mighty mystic journeys, ain't no way that I'll back down
Commander Keen with my pogo bounce game
Crushin' aliens, savin' Earth, that's the main aim
Leisure Suit Larry, oddball of the love game
Point and click escapade, wasn't all the same, nah
Minesweeper click, pray it's not a mine, man
Solitaire flip, 'till the cards stand
Dial up tones, modem's singin' its tune loud
Every night, at the gates of the new crowd
Castle Wolfenstein, on the hunt take a new ground
Fraggin' foes in Doom, where defeat never is bowed
Bulletin boards, swapping warez with the tech heads
IRC chats, where the real talk is widespread
Age of Empires, build my empire, no dread
Screen to screen war, every click, you know we tech-led
[Chorus]
We're the digital warriors, on the wild web we ride
With our 56k pride, to the Internet we're tied
[Verse]
AOL discs, stackin' up like treasure troves
Got my free trial, on this path anything goes
My-Space hero, Tom was every user's first bro
Custom profiles, glitter text and songs in rows
H-T-M-L hacks, I'm coding layouts with a flair
Top eight drama, but it's MySpace, I don't care
Buddy lists glow, message popping, it's a friend
'You've Got Mail' chime, every note a new trend
Chat rooms vibin', A-S-L? Yeah, what's the scene?
Emoticons, list of smilies looking mean
Reboot the era, days of GeoCities prime
Homestead builders, every pixel was a climb
YouTube emerges, viral vids begin to thrive
Keyboard Cat plays, pop culture's live archive
YTMND, spinning memes, a culture dive
'You’re the man now, dog!' punchline that survived
Ask Jeeves queries, tipping hats, the butler's kind
Search how to surf, in the web waves that I ride
[Verse]
The more you Know, rainbow stars, we gain the facts
Primitive streams, buffering the latest tracks
Digital loots, Napster kickin' up the bits
Drag and drop hits comin' through in a blitz
Pirates in the bay, with torrents we relay
Sharing terabytes in the night till the day
Limewire links, file names in funky fonts
Every download feels like openin' Wonka's vaults
Riskin' the viruses, for that one song we crave
Getting through the firewalls, feeling so brave
[Chorus]
We're the digital warriors, on the wild web we ride
With our 56k pride, to the Internet we're tied
[Verse]
Fast forward now, AI takin' the new lead
Deep fakes and chatbots, ridin' the tech steed
Generatin' tunes, paintin' arts of future seed
Machines learn to dream, in the web they're freed
From 8-bit sprites to 4k resolution
The digital realm's got a brand new evolution
We on a cybernetic march of revolution
A silicon symphony, an info constitution
We're the digital warriors, on the wild web we ride
With our 56k pride, to the Internet we're tied
[Breakdown / Instrumental]