Karen says 'were eating' Jeff says 'noob-you-lur'. jeff gets on the chair, picks up the controller and plays rocket league (crazy car game). karen rages and jeff says 'wa'.
Jeff's in the game, he's taking the lead (taking the lead)
Driftin' through the turns with the ultimate speed
Hit 'em with a 'What a save!' and 'Noooooo!'
Not going back to bronze, he's breaking the code
[Chorus]
Jeff and the crew, they're making a stand (making a stand)
Even if the rookies say they got a game plan
Watch Jeff go, he's breakin' the ranks (breakin’ the ranks)
In his deficit car, pushing hard on the banks
Yelling 'What a save!' and 'Noooooo!' as he flies
Slicing at the ball but a cat's the surprise (dumb cat!)
[Chorus]
'Noobs noobs noobs,' is the chant of the day (of the day)
Jeff ain't stepping down, he's here to play
Fury in his eyes, he's in full control (full control)
Demo'd one, two, three, putting on a show (putting on a show)
Jeff’s slamming on the gas, ain't taking it slow
Says, 'Dummy move!' when the cat leaps, oh no!
[Verse]
There goes the ball, just whizzin' by
Jeff's ready to slice, for that aerial high
The rage consumes, Jeff's temper's flared (temper's flared)
Controller airborne, TV's scared
'Not now, Howard!' Jeff yells aloud (yells aloud)
Got no time for bacon on a stick, he's too proud
[Verse]
Missed a goal, Jeff's ire grows (ire grows)
The phone keeps ringing, it's Howard, it shows (it shows)
Howard's in the pit, geared up to play (up to play)
With his bacon on a stick car, it's his lucky day
He calls out loud, 'Hey Jeff, 1v1'
Jeff laughs it off, 'I'm silver, son, you're bronze, done'
[Chorus]
Mega boy vs Mini boy, yeah they clash (they do clash)
Egos high as they both make a dash (make a dash)
Middle of the war, it's the final bout (final bout)
Dummy on attack, hissing, there's no doubt (no, no doubt)
Howard’s car, under feline siege (What's that beast?)
'What's this bald thing? Eugh, such a freak!' (It just screeched)
[Chorus]
Jeff's in the zone, the clock's ticking down (ticking down)
Power of Hatson, wearing a crown (wearing a crown)
Hatson says meow and Howard freaks out.
Bacon on a stick explodes and jeff takes the crown.
Howard rages to jeff and then he says this:
"If you beat me tomorrow, then I will quit. You will not be mini boy but instead mega boy"
All jeff responds is "noobs noobsh noobs".
[howard rides his scooter away]