HEY!! have you heard about the latest thing?
[No?! it better be good, the last thing sucked!]
OH! dont you worry, this ones GREAT!!!
[WELL..WHAT IS IT!!??]
ITS BANANA!!!!!!
la la la, lalalalala, la la la la la la, la la la, lalalalala, ba na naaaa BANANA!
slice it up nice, add a little spice, [wear it on your head for the night!!] [OH MY!]
blend it in a shake, bake it in a cake, [banana makes your day just right!]
peel it with a grin, steal it from a friend!, [its nature's perfect treat!]
anywhere you roam, it's a little taste of home, [you can even rub it on your feet!!]
la la la, lalalalala, la la la la la la, la la la, lalalalala, ba na naaaa BANANA!
yellow and sweet, it can't be beat, [its the best friend you can find!]
For a boost that lasts, better grab it fast!, [bananas on your mind!]
put it on your head, bring it to bed, let it make you a snack!
take it to work, DONT BE A JERK!, guaranteed but no money back!
la la la, lalalalala, la la la la la la, la la la, lalalalala, ba na naaaa BANANA!
you can pull down its peel [OH WHAT A REVEAL!], all your friends will stare in awe!
just dont tell people where you got it!, or how you even bought it, [OR WE WILL HAVE TO CALL THE LAW!]
ITS BANANA!
"banana is a trademark of the banana bikini corporation, any use of the word banana is strictly prohibited by law and under penalty of no less than 50 years in prison, banana is illegal in all countries and realities known to mankind.
banana may cause uncontrollable urges to wear bikinis and dance poolside, and in some cases, aids"
la la la, lalalalala, la la la la la la, la la la, lalalalala, ba na naaaa BANANA!
la la la, lalalalala, la la la la la la, la la la, lalalalala, ba na naaaa BANANA!
ITS BANANA!